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OKAY BUT LIKE THE THING WITH LOUIS AND HARRY IS

I GET THAT THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE AND I HAVE NO BUSINESS GETTING VERY INVESTED IN THEIR RELATIONSHIP OR REALLY SPECULATING ON ANY FRONT. I GET THAT A TON OF THE SHIT THEY DO IS BLATANTLY PLAYED UP FOR THE CAMERAS. I GET THAT AS FAR AS I SHOULD BE CONCERNED THEY ARE OSTENSIBLY HETEROSEXUAL MALES WHO HAVE ONLY EVER BEEN CONNECTED WITH WOMEN AND IN THE CASE OF LOUIS CURRENTLY ARE SEEING ONE. I GET THAT THIS PROBABLY MAKES ME NO BETTER THAN ALL THOSE TERRIBLE TINHATTING PEOPLE IN FANDOMS PAST WHO SWEAR THEIR FAVORITES ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP AND FUCKING WHOM I DUTIFULLY JUDGED.

BUT GOD.

~~SOMETIMES~~ PRETTY MUCH ALL THE TIME I CAN’T HELP IT.

I REALLY JUST CAN’T HELP IT LIKE

THEY JUST KEEP ACTING SUPER COUPLY AND BEING CUTE AND SAYING THE STUPIDEST MOST ADORABLE THINGS ABOUT EACH OTHER AND TWEETING CUTE THINGS AT EACH OTHER AND HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO RESIST THAT???

SOMETIMES I JUST SWEAR THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY IN A RELATIONSHIP AND THEN I FEEL BAD BUT THEN I LOOK AT THEM AND IT’S HARD NOT TO FEEL THAT WAY LIKE

LINKED ARMS FOR EXTENDED PERIODS OF TIME MY HEART WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME. JUST STARRY EYES AND SITTING LIKE THIS FOR GOD KNOWS HOW LONG FROM THE BEGINNING AND END OF THIS CLIP AND BEYOND. UGH MY FAVORITE IS THAT LOUIS UNCLASPS HIS HANDS TO MAKE HAND MOTIONS LIKE TWICE BUT INSTEAD OF EXTRACTING HIMSELF FROM THIS POSITION HE GOES RIGHT BACK

#WELIVETOGETHERDEALWITHIT

JESUS LOU.

AND UGH SLKAFSDFDS YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO MOVE IN TOGETHER ALWAYS FROM THE VERY BEGINNING IN THE X-FACTOR HOUSE. WANTED. TO. MOVE IN. TOGETHER. I REPEAT, FROM THE VERY WHEN THE EVENTUALITY THAT THEY COULD GET BOOTED OFF AND THAT WOULD MORE OR LESS BE THE END OF IT WAS A REAL THING.

GOD I JUST AM SUDDENLY IMAGINING THIS ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WHERE 1D DIDN’T GO THAT FAR ON THE X-FACTOR AND SO AFTER THE WHOLE TOUR THE BOYS GO THEIR SEPARATE WAYS, THOUGH THEY TRY TO HANG OUT AND CALL WHEN THEY CAN, BUT LOUIS AND HARRY MOVE IN TOGETHER IN THIS TINY SHABBY FLAT IN LONDON. AND THEY’VE BOTH GOT THESE RUBBISH JOBS TO PAY THE BILLS LIKE AT A DINER OR SOMETHING. AND IN THEIR FREE TIME THEY DO OPEN MIC NIGHT TOGETHER AND AT NIGHT IN BED THEY HOLD EACH OTHER AND SOMETIMES THEY TALK ABOUT HOW AWESOME IT WOULD’VE BEEN TO GO ON AS A BAND AND HOW THEY MISS IT AND THE OTHER BOYS, BUT AT LEAST THEY’VE GOT EACH OTHER AND CAN MAKE MUSIC TOGETHER AND MAYBE ONE DAY THEY’LL BRING ALL THREE OF THE OTHER BOYS OVER TO DO IT AGAIN.

BUT UGH.

ACTUAL REALITY NOW.

THERE’S THAT ONE QUOTE WHERE ZAYN OR LIAM OR SOMEONE IS TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY ROOM IN HOTELS AND HE’S LIKE “YEAH WE’VE GOT TWO DOUBLES AND A SINGLE AND LOUIS AND HARRY ALWAYS” ALWAYS!!! “ROOM TOGETHER AND THEN US THREE SWITCH AROUND BETWEEN DOUBLE AND SINGLE DEPENDING ON WHO’S MOST TIRED.”

LIKE

HONESTLY

ALWAYS ROOM TOGETHER. ALL THE TIME.

STUPID STUPID BOYS DO YOU REALIZE HOW EASY IT IS FOR ME TO IMAGINE COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF GAY SEX GOING ON IN THE PRIVACY OF YOUR OWN HOME AND HOTEL ROOM DO YOU REALIZE YOU MAKE THIS TOO EASY, YOU ASSHOLES.

HOW ABOUT THIS MOMENT. SUPER KAWAII TBH. THIS IS MY OTP TAG FOR THEM BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW IT’S OBVIOUSLY JUST THEM MESSING ABOUR BUT UGH THAT PHRASING “NOW KISS ME, YOU FOOL!” IT’S SO CUTE OKAY AND THEY’RE SO COMFORTABLE WITH EACH OTHER I HAVE FEELINGS.

I’M TOTALLY NOT IMAGINING YOU PUSHING HIS HEAD ONTO YOUR DICK INSTEAD OF A CAKE. NO. NOT AT ALL. WHY WOULD I EVER DO THAT?

KISSU KISSU RANDOM KISSY FACES IN THE MIDDLE OF AN INTERVIEW JUST BECAUSE YOU FUCKING FEEL LIKE IT JUST STOP THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH AND IT’S HURTING MY SOUL. THESE BOYS MAN WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS LOUIS IT’S LIKE YOU’RE IN YOUR OWN LITTLE WORLD. WHAT INTERVIEW? I’M MAKING KISSY FACES AND LOOKING STARRY-EYED AT HARRY!

THIS PICTURE FROM THE OTHER DAY AGAIN AGAIN THESE IDIOTS MAKE IT SO EASY. THE WHOLE POSITION IS JUST SO INTIMATE WITH LOUIS’ ONE ARM SLUNG OVER HARRY’S BODY LEANING IN SO CLOSE WITH HIS FACE RIGHT NEXT TO HIS AND HARRY I THINK HOLDING HIS GLASSES LIKE. YOU’RE REALLY MAKING THIS DIFFICULT TO NOT BE A DELUSIONAL SHIPPER THINKING THERE’S KISSING GOING ON RIGHT HERE BECAUSE SRSLY. STUPID BOYS. YOU NEED TO STOP.

AND HONESTLY STYLES IS IT REALLY NECESSARY TO BRING YOUR HAND UP TO TOUCH HIS LIKE THAT? IT IS? GOOD. PLEASE DON’T STOP. EVER.

ABUBUBU SHOPPING TOGETHER HOW CUTE (ALSO RANDOM BICEP GRAB!) CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE THEM PICKING OUT CLOTHES TOGETHER LIKE THERE’S THAT ONE VIDEO WHERE THEY’RE SHOWING OFF THE SUIT LOUIS IS WEARING AND HARRY DETAILS HOW THE PANTS FIT SO NICELY AROUND HIS ASS AND I CAN JUST IMAGINE THEM SHOWING EACH OTHER THE CLOTHES THEY’RE THINKING ABOUT AND TELLING THEM HOW GOOD IT LOOKS ON THEM AND OOPS. THIS IS HEADING TOWARDS A QUICKIE IN THE CHANGING ROOM ISN’T IT? YEAH. QUICKIE IN THE CHANGING ROOM YOU KNOW IT HAPPENED.

THESE DUMB BEARS (ALSO THEIR HIS AND HERS BLANKETS MY HEART IS SOARING). THE REAL QUESTION IS. WHOSE IS WHOSE? YOU KNOW THAT THOUGHT CROSSED YOUR MIND HEAD CANON DICTATES THE HARRY ONE BELONGS TO LOU AND VICE VERSA BECAUSE IT HAS TO OKAY MUCH MORE COUPLY THAT WAY THIS IS MY HEAD CANON I DO WHAT I WANT

BUT SERIOUSLY STYLES BRINGING THAT BEAR ALONG TO YOUR SHOW THAT MATCHING BEAR THAT PROFESSES LOVE FOR LOUIS AND PUTTING IT ON YOUR INSIDE POCKET AND THEM YOU MAKE THE CONSCIOUS CHOICE TO UNBUTTON THAT JACKET AND SHOW IT OFF TO THE WORLD WITH LOUIS LOOKING ON. GODDAMN.

UGH AND THIS. THIS STUFF IS THE END ALL BE ALL. STARRY EYES EVERY MOMENT OF EVERY DAY EVEN WHEN THEY CAN’T ACTUALLY SEE EACH OTHER. THAT’S JUST IT. THE LOOKS ON THEIR FACES MAN. GOD, THESE BOYS ADORE EACH OTHER THEY JUST DO AND IT SLAYS ME EVERY DAY.